Filipino Cheesy Lines

One of the hottest stuffs pinoy like are sweet quotes for courting which are known as cheesy lines. Similar to jokes, it often brings humor especially if the person is great in telling them. Cheesy lines are viral, often passed through text messages, blogs, and social media. If you're considering learning Filipino language, it is also a good way to know some of the humorous speeches which other Filipinos would find happy.

Cheesy lines are the same with pickup lines although I preferred using cheesy lines since I feel that it is a more appropriate term to use. These are just a derivation of puns only made for making someone smile rather than annoying.

In fact, a known senator, Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago also used pick up lines on a speech for graduating students as a part of humor.

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Here is a collection of Filipino cheesy lines. Cheesy lines are phrases or paragraphs used to win someone's heart. It's just like a short modern version of ancient poetry where people used to recite on the ladies. It can also be something like a "romantic pun" where words are played in a humorous and romantic way. I'll try to translate some of the submissions for you :)

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• boy: Alam mo, para kang function sa calculus

  girl: bakit?

  boy: COSECANT live without you

  boy: Do you know that you're like a function in Calculus?

  girl: Why?

  boy: COSECANT live without you

• Hindi ko na kailangan patunayan na mahal kita, hawakan mo ang puso ko hindi mo ba naririnig na ikaw lang ang tinitibok nito?

  I don't need to prove to you that I love you, just touch my heart and you'll feel that it's beating for you

• Ang book nabibili sa bookstore.

  Ang Gamot sa drugstore.

  Eh ikaw? Sa puso ko, naka-store

  A book can be bought at a bookstore

  Medicines are on drugstore,

  You? In my heart, stored

• Ibenta mo na bahay mo, tutal nandito ka na nakatira sa puso ko

  Sell your house, coz you're already living in my heart

  -contrubuted by Neekol labs tammie...

• If I can rearrange the alphabet I will make U and I together

Here are the cheesy quotes.. I've added some translations on them

Kung Trabaho ko ang Mahalin ka !!

Siguro Yumaman na ako sa kakaovertime !

If it's my job to love you,

Maybe I'll get rich on my overtime pays

You are my cinema, I could watch your forever

Pimple ka ba?

kase pag pinipilit kitang tanggaLin

naxa2ktan aku

English Translation:

Are you a pimple? because

It hurts me trying to remove you

Sa damidaming salita sa mundo,

pero ikaw lang ang gusto ko

English Translation:

There are many people on Earth,

But it is you I like

napaka isip bata mo ..

so childish!

so immature !

gusto mo gawin nalang kitang ....

BABY KO

English Translation:

You're childish, so immature!

I'll make you my Baby!

"Mag-impake ka na, pupunta tayo sa home for the Aged... coz I

wanna grow old with you."

English Translation:

Let's get packed, were going to the home for the Aged,

coz I wanna grow old with you

"Pwede bang ikaw nalang ang driver ko? ... coz your driving me crazy"

English Translation:

Can you be my Driver? ...coz you're driving me crazy

"Geometry ba ang favorite subject mo? Kasi kahit anong angle, ang ganda mo eh."

English Translation:

Is Geometry your favorite subject? Because you're beautiful in any angle

"May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng sirang relo? Sira ata ang relo ko eh... kasi parang tumitigil ang oras pag kasama kita"

English Translation:

Do you know someone who fix watches? My watch might be damaged... because time stops when I'm with you

"Science has proven that sugar melts in water. So don't pls walk in the rain... otherwise I lose such a sweet person like you. "

"Minsan gusto kitang patirin... Para mahulog ka ka na sa akin!"

Sometimes I'd like to trip you up, so that you would fall for me

"Bakit ka ba nakaabit dyan? Pwede ka naman mahulog sa akin"

Why are you hanging there? Can you fall for me?

"Bastos ka din eh no?   pano naman kasi, basta basta ka nalang pumapasok sa puso ko..

How rude. You've just got into my heart

"Tapos na ba ang exam mo? pwede bang ako naman ang sagutin mo?

Are you done with your exam? It's time you'll answer me

"Krayola ka ba? Nang makilala kasi kita, naging makulay ang buhay ko..."

Are you a crayon? Because my life got colorful

"Bola ka ba? Ayaw kasi kitang maagaw ng iba..."

Are you a ball? I don't want somebody else to get you.

pag nagising kang nag iixa sa loob ng isang pulang kwrt0,

wag kang mag alala wla ka s m0tel .. nasa loob ka ng pus0 ko

Don't worry, you're not in a motel, you're in my heart.

Here are some videos influenced with cheesy lines. Boy Pickup is a known model in pinoy pop culture

Mga kwentong cheesy din

Boy: Sana camera ka na lang..

Girl: Bakit naman?.

Boy: Para sa tuwing titingin ako sayo, mapapangiti mo ako.

by: David Genorga

Starbucks...

Girl: Miss mo ba ko?

Boy: Sa ngayon miss pa kita, pero balang araw, misis na kita. :)

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Girl: Excuse me,Bakit ang tabang ng coffee ko?

Barista: Ay... Sorry Miss, kala ko kasi sapat na ang matamis mong labi para sa kape

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After an inspection...

Guard: Miss, wag ka munang umalis! Check ko ulet yang gamit mo.. Napasama ata puso ko.

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boy:hi miss pwede ka bang maging sidecar?

girl:ha.. bkit?

boy:single kasi ako eh..

Boy: miss nasan ka kagabi?

Girl: nasa bahay.. bakit?

Boy: wala ka kasi sa panaginip ko eh..

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boy: naiinis ako SAYO!

girl: bakit?! anu ba ginwa ko ha?

boy: dahil sa kakaisip ko sayo wala akong mtapos tapos na trabaho!!

girl: di wg mo ko isipin! hmp!

boy: pede ba un?

ikaw na nga lng laman ng isip ko

aalisin ko pa

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BOY:lam mo pra kng tungkod,

ako namn prang lolo..hmf

GIRL:bkit naman?

BOY:kc I can't stand without you

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BF: Alam mo ba yung iba't ibang view?

GF: Yup! Frontview, sideview, rearview, topview.. hmmm meron pa ba?

BF: Meron pa!

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